Monday, April 5, 2010

RELIGION or POLITICS - Can we talk??

Happy new week, everyone...........

My blog today is back in the realm of politics and it is a dinger, especially if you happen to be a conservative, a dissatisfied Democrat or Republican, and/or just plain fed up to your nose with this administration. I know there is a big move to stop what is going on, that will surely impact the next election so, keep the faith. Now, if you are too dumb to listen to Glenn Beck, you will wake up one day and find this country is gone, as it was designed to be, a Republic, and as such built itself into the greatest country in the world. AMERICANS like it that way, so WAKE UP!!

I cannot even begin to fathom what sort of person, born into this country, who now wants to wreck it. Why????????? It is JUST plain NUTS. Hey if the shoe fits, wear it and use it to take a hike to Europe, China or wherever you think is better.



Here we go! This article was sent to me a couple days ago, and the guy who wrote it, difinitely "HIT A HOME RUN". The only bad thing is we can only wish it were possible. The chap who wrote it, is a young Law student and destined to be politician of note in the future, or a damned good lawyer.

Anyway, he wants a divorce from everyone in Congress and the administration, and here is his DIVORCE AGREEMENT.




This is to: AMERICAN LIBERALS, LEFTISTS, SOCIAL PROGRESSIVES, SOCIALISTS,
MARXISTS, and OBAMA SUPPORTERS, et al:


HERE IS THE MODEL SEPARTION AGREEMENT

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such a distinct and disparate tastes.


We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and War, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. "YOU can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, respon-sible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them".



We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. .......... YOU can have your beloved Homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We keep the hot Alaska hocky moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.



My friend, this is not the end of this article, but I will finish it in my next blog. Please copy this part so you tie it all together so you can spread it around. We need to keep up the heat.

Cheerio, be back within 48 hours. You will love the final paragraphs CJ

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